Where have I been all this time?

Well, well, well... Isn't that the question of the century? Unfortunately, if I told you, I may have to kill you (and we wouldn't want that, now would we?). Let's suffice it to say that I have been here on and off for quite a while...and I am resolving (again) to get better about posting on a regular basis. Anyone taking odds on how long I will be able to keep up? ;-) Until next time...